November 27, 2008

The Day Of Giving Thanks

Zoltrog is unfamiliar with your concept of thanks. Is it similar to the Etonarian ceremony Wefdot, the traditional right of passage whereby the male is hung by his undeveloped genitals? After 67 of your standard Earth hours, those Etonarian males are removed from the hooks and indeed quite thankful, are they not?

Humorous is this holiday to Zoltrog! Yes, Earthlings, be thankful for what you have... while you still have it! Mwhahahaha!

End communication.

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