Zoltrog's team will be called All Humans Must Die In A Fiery Holocaust. Yes, I know, it is catchy.
Zoltrog will not engage in games with you, Zoltrog will dominate this base of ball league. Whether by witty strategy or equally witty violence, Zoltrog will reign supreme.
The uniforms will change only slightly. Human baseball player Carlos Quentin displays the required game shroud. Firstly, in the field of home territory...
And now the warrior shroud for matches within enemy territory...
Zoltrog's human warriors will wear no identifying marks except that of Zoltrog's own likeness and a single barcode for Zoltrog's own amusement. Isn't that right, Human Carlos Quentin, or should Zoltrog say, 8829947479? Mwahahaha!
Puny Human asks...
Oh, Puny Human... if only you knew the extent to which your utter puniness negatively affects your ability to comprehend Zoltrog's superiority to that of Puny Human. Zoltrog is currently laughing in 20 languages simultaneously!
Zoltrog's experience with Earthen Base of Ball is extensive, beginning shortly after Zoltrog entered the pupa stage, seen here...
So do not question Zoltrog's expertise, nor Zoltrog's high percentage of adorability. But do not even entertain thoughts of falling in love with Zoltrog, because Zoltrog cannot be tied down with just one Earth female seed receiver. Zoltrog's figurative wings must remain free to figuratively fly!
Zoltrog's fantasy baseball opponents' defenses will be penetrated by Zoltrog, like so many Earth females! But rather than the usual free-flowing onslaught of the viscous genetic seed of Zoltrog's species, Zoltrog will inject a free-flowing onslaught of certain victory!** Play Base of Ball!
End communication.
** Zoltrog cannot guarantee that viscous genetic seed will not also be released during victory.
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