April 16, 2009

Zoltrog's Videogs

Zoltrog is fed up with paying your Earth taxes! So many numbers and codes and lines and blood spilled! Zoltrog has mastered interstellar travel and even Zoltrog becomes nauseated looking at Earth tax forms!

It is true what they say, "In this world there is nothing certain but death and taxes and the fifth moon of Krogthorp's sperm planet."

Zoltrog is looking to receive a large sum returned to him for his tireless hours lording over the second shift at AM/PM. With said return, Zoltrog hopes to invest in a camera with which to capture video. Zoltrog will call these videogs. They will be posted on this journalary device within the blogosphere and deliver a new level of Zoltrog that has never before been showcased.

These videogs will provide doom that was previously impossible to witness via still-photographical captures, or photogs.

Enjoy your still, non-moving world while you have it, Earthlings! Mwahahaha!

End communication.

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