July 27, 2009

Zoltrog Updates You On His Facebook Takeover

Within just days Zoltrog has amassed 44 Facebook fans! Just know that Zoltrog has a lifespan longer than a grockthaw who subsists only on the flesh of slitchfrakks! Yes, THAT long!

Current Earth population: 6,602,224,175
Zoltrog Facebook fans population: 44
Percentage of Earth near absolute destruction: 6.664420782107115e-7%

Mwahahaha, DOOMED!

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