August 25, 2009

Scenes Of Earth's Destruction In The Film 'Independence Day' Physically Arouse Zoltrog

Zoltrog does not watch much Earth TV, but Zoltrog recently tuned into the cinematic comedy Independence Day. Zoltrog laughed heartily at the scenes showcasing Earth's destruction. Zoltrog's 83 bellies all moved in conjunction with said laughter.

Walls of fire chasing human beings and the human race driven to the edge of extinction, mwahaha! Brilliant! Perhaps Zoltrog will reward the creators of Independence Day. Zoltrog will devour the human who allowed Earthlings to defeat the invading alien race in the end of the film, but the others involved will enjoy a quicker less painful death as a reward.

Here implanted within this journalary device is the Earth trailer of the Earth comedy Independence Day...

(Zoltrog's favorite parts begin at 1:05 and 1:11.)

End communication.

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