Recently, human friend and sympathetic late-kill in the coming Zoltrog apocalypse, Andy McDonald, wrote a piece for Funny Or Die about the earth show Breaking Bad.
Zoltrog is unfamiliar with this particular earth show. It doesn't have quite the draw for Zoltrog that Ancient Aliens, the Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Honey Boo Boo have. But still, Zoltrog appreciates the work put in by human Andy.
It almost makes Zoltrog sad to have to eliminate Andy someday on his way to becoming the galactic king of earth. The only problem is, when Zoltrog becomes sad, Zoltrog feels like killing more humans.
End communication.
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