October 25, 2012

Zoltrog Blog Renovation

Zoltrog will soon be renovating this journalary device.  Take heed.

And as Zoltrog razes this glorious journalary device, around which your puny human life surely revolves, please mind the destruction of your Earthly surroundings which will no doubt result simply due to the fact that this journalary device is the infrastructure to the very fabric of the Universe.

The new iteration will be stronger, more fertile, more virile. Your Earth rivers will flow red with blood and possibly kool-aid which Zoltrog has taken a liking to, your Earth skies will choke on the billowing smoke of smoldering man flesh. And from ashes will rise a tower of blogging terror the likes of which your galaxy has not yet encountered.

Zoltrog enjoys Strawberry Kiwi kool-aid mostly.

AND ONE DAY WHEN ZOLTROG IS SUPREME RULER, STRAWBERRY KIWI WILL DOMINATE THE GROCERYSCAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED BLUE RASPBERRY! MWAHAHAHA!

End communication.

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