Zoltrog will soon be renovating this journalary device. Take
heed.
And as Zoltrog razes this glorious journalary device, around which
your puny human life surely revolves, please mind the destruction of
your Earthly surroundings which will no doubt result simply due to
the fact that this journalary device is the infrastructure to the
very fabric of the Universe.
The new iteration will be stronger, more fertile, more virile.
Your Earth rivers will flow red with blood and possibly kool-aid
which Zoltrog has taken a liking to, your Earth skies will choke on
the billowing smoke of smoldering man flesh. And from ashes will rise
a tower of blogging terror the likes of which your galaxy has not yet
encountered.
Zoltrog enjoys Strawberry Kiwi kool-aid mostly.
AND ONE DAY WHEN ZOLTROG IS SUPREME RULER, STRAWBERRY KIWI
WILL DOMINATE THE GROCERYSCAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED BLUE RASPBERRY!
MWAHAHAHA!
End communication.
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