Many of Earth's Earth months of the
Earth year are satisfactory to Zoltrog. Zoltrog enjoys December, the
end of the year, because it reminds Zoltrog of the end of humanity.
Zoltrog enjoys January, the beginning of the year, because it reminds
Zoltrog of the beginning of the end of humanity. Mwahahaha!
But March, that is truly the best Earth
month of all. This brings to Zoltrog's superior brain images of
Zoltrog's army marching. Marching across the Earth. Marching over
land in stylish alien boots. Marching over water is stylish alien
boots that are also waterproof but can also fly because they are
superior to your puny Earth boots.
Puny human says...
Mwahahahaha! Nonsense! If Zoltrog
wasn't busy laughing over the thought of destroying you, puny human,
ZOLTROG WOULD DESTROY YOU!
ZOLTROG'S ALIEN BOOTS WOULD MAKE QUICK
WORK OF YOUR PUNY HUMAN EARTH BOOTS! THEY'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL
FUNCTION WOULD PERHAPS BE TRANSPORTING THE ASHES OF THEIR
NOW-INCINERATED FORMER OWNERS!
Mwahahahaha!
End communication.
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