Iranian Scientist Claims To Have Invented Time Machine, Zoltrog Laughs Heartily At Him In This And All Other Times

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If humans had indeed harnessed the power of time travel then Zoltrog would have used Zoltrog's own time travel abilities to go back and stop them.

But then they might go back and stop Zoltrog from gaining time travel abilities...

But Zoltrog could go back and stop them from stopping Zoltrog, perhaps by planting an explosive device...

But then the humans may go back and switch the real explosive device with a decoy...

But then Zoltrog could...

...

Zoltrog needs a drink.  Just know, however, that Zoltrog could continue on this way to infinity if Zoltrog needed to!  Zoltrog does not fear infinity or your puny human time traveling toasters and phone booths and Earth Deloreans, mwahahaha!

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