About Zoltrog

Zoltrog is a superior extraterrestrial being who has traveled a great distance to bring doom to the planet Earth and the puny humans who inhabit it.  If you are reading this, you are on Earth and you are doomed.  Puny humans might argue that since Zoltrog is also on Earth, Zoltrog is also doomed.  This is of course puny human nonsense, a common characteristic of the silly musings of a puny human.  This is the type of Earth silliness that gets puny humans doomed.