Zoltrog is a superior extraterrestrial being who has traveled a great
distance to bring doom to the planet Earth and the puny humans who
inhabit it. If you are reading this, you are on Earth and you are
doomed. Puny humans might argue that since Zoltrog is also on Earth,
Zoltrog is also doomed. This is of course puny human nonsense, a common
characteristic of the silly musings of a puny human. This is the type
of Earth silliness that gets puny humans doomed.